contemptible-scoundrel:

funny thing about the 30-50 feral hogs guy is that an ar-15 is arguably woefully inadequate to deal with that many hogs, therere videos of guys driving around in jeeps lighting up fleeing hogswarms with belt fed machine guns and m4s and they only get like 20 at most. 30-50 feral hogs vs one guy with a semi automatic rifle and a few unarmed children is an unwinnable situation. all this to say, artillery barrages are the only viable home defense equipment when dealing with the hogtide

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apricops:

apricops:

just be yourself and don’t care about what other people think! Why would you care about what other people think about you?

(DISCLAIMER: what other people think about you will determine every aspect of your support network, your ability to get housing and employment, the quality of your medical care, how you are treated by the legal system, and how likely people will be to sic the police on you for violating social norms.)

hey, listen, I get where you’re coming from but I don’t think this one is capitalism’s fault. I really don’t think capitalism is responsible for the general concept of social ostracism. We can’t just use capitalism to mean “bad thing-ism” we gotta remember that some words mean things

isuggestjerkingoff:

callizinc:

Oh my god i need to change my life NOW i need to be something else i CAN’T keep living like this (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Sits there) (Does nothing) (Doesn’t move) (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Does nothing)

I have a suggestion

slimemode:

not quite

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legrange-5:

The Mountain Goats has some very transgender lyrics and “See that young man who dwells inside his body like an uninvited guest” sure is one of them

danhumphrey:

saturdays last for about 7 hours and sundays last for about 3 and a half. use this time wisely before you’re swept back into the consecutive weekdays that are all 37 hours each

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seshrat:

[sexting] well actually topologically speaking you can’t really use ‘all three’ of my holes. there’s just the one. no that’s the other end of the hole. no i think that other one counts as a pit. hello. where did you go

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turing-tested:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

there’s a lot of stuff going on in the world right now and I know we as a species has lost the plot a bit but I didn’t expect part of that would include, like, getting a second moon

nephritebabie:

the cycle of life

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byjove:

“Why is the birth rate dropping so rapidly here in the U.S.? That is a major crisis! Anyway, we’re letting SNAP benefits run out and we’re building a new ballroom for the White House.”